[Chelsea]

Dean rode up on the afternoon boat, it was sunny
The Survivor game on the beach took his mind off his worries
Jeff was the host of the Stranded game, and money
And the cast said "How do a bunch of dumbasses do this?"
The challenges were charming, if a little gauche
There's only so far the computer goes
They picked out a tribe and called it "Ikorongo”
Their tribals were tasteful, if a little loud
The hosts had to tell them to settle down
It must have been their fault he was voted out

And they said "There goes the last great Canadian Dean-isty"
Who knows, if Missy never showed up what could've been
There goes the loudest man this tribe has ever seen
He had a marvelous time sexing up everything

Lauren gave up on the Stranded game, forever
Chilled with all her Bitch Pack friends in the jury
Filled their minds with campaigns and hated the big names
And blew through the jury waiting for the finale
And losing on final 3 bets with Missy

And they said "There goes the last great Canadian Dean-isty"
Who knows, if he never showed up, what could've been
There goes the most shameless man this tribe has ever seen
He had a marvelous time losing at everything

They say he was seen on occasion
Browsing the forums reliving the game he lost
And when he gave an effort
He won a challenge and stole immunity
Thirty days is a long time
To play Stranded on that beach
It has women with madness
And men with bad habits, and then the reunion came

Who knows, if I never showed up what could've been
There goes the loudest woman this game has ever seen
I had a marvelous time bringing up everything
I had a marvelous time
Bringing up everything
A marvelous time
Bringing up everything
A marvelous time
I had a marvelous time

Get ready for reunion bitches

[Danni Boatwright]

Lmao. incredible.