Since the Pandemic Special was freaking amazing, I thought I would assign a SouthPark character to all of the Miombo tribe based on first impressions:
Liz – Not much of filter, hangs with the guys, fun as shit and I hope to go a long way with her. Shes my #1 for now and I am at least in her top 4, unless shes a great liar. Her amazing sense humor makes me give her a not so flattering comp, but I think she would get a kick out of it and shes a mom, so she gets Liane Cartman/mixed with Towlie (She loves getting high):
Aaron – A bro and like I said earlier, I can play Bro. He is easy to talk to. On the surface strategic and overreacts to everything. I want to go with him as far as we can cause he’s a great ally and dislikes all the same people I do. He speaks in negatives more than positives and I can hang a guy like that even if it rubs many people the wrong way…so he gets of course Mr Garrison, who thinks he is a bro.
Dean – what a nice freaking guy, but hits with some wacky shit every now and again. He can talk to just about anyone and mirror their personality. Hes gonna be a great player and someone I need to watch long long term, but hes with me for now so I am all about working with Dean. Him and Karishman got XXX in the chat right before tribal and that was fun to watch…I guess, nah it was hilarious and I think Karishma was on something. Dean is sharp, strategic and funny, so he gets - Stan
Missy – young and full of piss and vinegar. She told me her life story last night and fuuuuuck. Shes had a rough go, so shes mature beyond 21 and also VERY 21. Speaks in acronyms and shit all the time. Sadly im old so I have to goolge half of them before I respond. Waydrn (What are you doing right now). I am super aligned with her on a personal level since I got the history of Missy last night, but I gave it all back to her to keep us close. Shes a viper though man, I do not want to cross her. Based on her tough upbringing but young and fun, giving her – Kenny
Chelsea – I don’t know enough about Chels to get a great read on her. She won the puzzle coins, doesn’t give away much, seems very capable and smart. I just hope she has not partnered up with the “others” to gain a secret majority. I like her and want to work with her long term, but not sure if its reciprocated. Giving her the very smart and scary – Wendy
Jack – just a nice guy, got strategic with him today out of self preservation. I want him to feel good about his spot. Id work long term with him, but he has not brought much to the table to work with. Could be a floater. Giving him a controversial character cause he has not done much, everyone seems to like him, shows up now and again, but could get betrayed by his allies…sounds like SP Jesus
Karishma aka Special K – What a ride she was last night. You had no idea what was coming out of her mouth. I know she is from the UK, but the way she talks in even different, like not regular English. I don’t hold any of that against her though. She was talking about spooning with me in the Grand Canyon, you just never know what she will say. That makes her dangerous, but like Lauren, I think shes my danger cause I really made an effort with her. I want to keep S.K. and Lauren around selfishly, but would let them go without putting up a fight. Shes crazy and from the UK, so she gets a combo – Tweak and Pip
Lauren – could be trouble for me. On a total island, not good at talking to people and really not liked by many. But she really like me so I want to keep her safe without making it obvious. She thinks everyone is lying to her and a total wildcard. Loves sports and short messages, really tough to work with, but an ally all the same. Id give her cartman, but that would be too much of a leap on all the other qualities she has, but she is impulsive, in the minority and not well liked so far. Giving her and you are gonna have to watch the show for this one – Kip Drordy
Vince – Vince like reality shows, not being online, chiming in to show that he is “here”. I have no issue with him, but someone has to be next I fingers crossed its him vs anyone else. To a character that left the show and this planet too soon, might be a little nuts in real life. Chef