Nate Gonzalez wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 10:05:06 pm
So, simple questions for a simple round to get you into the weekend:
1. What happened?
2. Who did it?
3. Where does it put you?
4. How are you going to react?
5. Why are you going to win Stranded?
THIS ISNT SIMPLE
HOLY FUCK
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CUNTS AND FUCKSTICKS, WAS THAT A SHOW OR WAS THAT A SHOW!?
(If you look at that tribal thread, I promise you everytime I made a joke or humourous comment or a witty saying, it was just my coping mechanism for the night. If you want my true emotion, re-read that thread, and essentially every non-whisper I say there should be replaced by a loud
FUCK.)
Let's start a recap shall we?
I saw the pink and I loved it, and the flamingo too, and I knew instantly the meme I'd make to commemorate this. This sort of dark-saturated pink goes super well with purple, the best of all colours, so I love this. That's about where the good times ended tonight.
Yeah no, you hosts did the merge before the immunity challenge began. What a fucking chore that was, you all pissed a massive take. But I half-prepared for this.
So, Lauren was a likely merge boot, and then boom, SHE GETS IMMUNITY! Of course I knew that was likely to happen because she won the lottery and told me it, and then she knows she is in danger. Oh man... oh man oh man oh man Lauren is gonna kill me when she starts to read my confessionals. Or feel really super hurt, which I don't blame her for, I've said lot of nasty shit about her. But that's all in good fun, I hope that people shit on me too in their confessionals. But anyway!
- oh btw I would have recorded this in audio because holy shit this night was EPIC, but people are staying over at my apartment because there's a funeral on Saturday (which I gotta go to too) and they're in town for it. Seriously, 6 people in a tiny ass 2 bedroom apartment that only has 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, a kitchen that barely 1 person can stand in, and just some common area as the living and dining space. But I digress.
BUT YEAH NO, AFTER LAUREN GOT IT I was like okay, I don't know, maybe Angelina is going, maybe Kara? And Carl whispered Kara's name to me first, so I was like okay I'm on board with Kara going.
THEN POROTO WINS TRIBAL IMMUNITY.
I was legit stuck, I had no idea what to do. For the first time in this game I couldn't even fabricate my feelings to people. I had no words. And at this time Aaron was freaking out thinking he would be the one going home because of what Dan said about "sorry nothing personal" or whatever it was that he whispered to Aaron. Fuck Dan btw for doing that.
And then all of a sudden, I took the initiative.
I thought no, I'm not going to lose someone today. I'm forcing Angelina. I picked a target and went with it.
Both Carl and Nick were sort of iffy on it. But I told them, they better fucking do it. I hammered down on them. And I was already pissed at them because they kept whispering to their old tribemates a FUCKING LOT and I was stressed out beyond belief and I wanted answers as to why they did that. Carl kinda redeemed himself and I still think he's alright, but I'm a little suspicious of Nick again now, and Dan is downright not here with us. I think Carl and maybe Nick have to swallow the tough pill that Dan is no longer your ally, and that
is your home.
Oh, I can make that pill meme with that scenario! Ideas~
So anyway, I finally say you know what? Angelina. Angelina Angelina
Angelina! She was the first one I thought of, she was the odd one out still, and I wanted to avenge Elizabeth (girl I tried idk if you can see whispers and the final vote but my gosh I tried).
Chelsea's name was getting thrown out there, and I thought no you retarded fluffle nugget shit asses, we are not losing a number just to appease people! I
made that fucking Angelina vote happen, because I was confident in myself and I swayed all those people to our side. I trusted Tommy was with Chelsea, both of them spoke with me, and I was sure that we could get Angelina out. I finally managed to get 7 votes for Angelina, and even though Carl said he'd work on Dan, I knew that fucker was gonna stay lazy and do nothing.
This fucking guy though, seriously, he fucking whispers his ass off to Carl and Nick and everyone else, and then he has the
AUDACITY to complain about the whispering going on? I bet Dan is the type of person who would protest government regulation to force people to wear masks in the pandemic because
"it goes against their freedoms", but then also praise the government for forcing people to not wear hijabs and niqabs and turbans or other face/head coverings. Fuck off Dan. If anyone is reading this, don't be a Dan.
Anyway.
The vote happened finally, and nobody was using an idol.
I was breathing easily. I thought Angelina would go.
I thought we had this and that "the other tribe" would lose another of its original members.
I thought that I just added "lead the merge boot vote" to my resume.
I thought everything would be well in the world.
Then that
Fucking
Missy happened.
FUCKING MISSY!
In that moment I saw the idol used on Angelina, I immediately felt numb, I didn't know what would happen. I thought oh my god, please don't let it be me or Aaron. Then I remembered Chelsea's name was being thrown out, and I thought thank you, I can probably make the merge now. It sucks because I wanted to save Chelsea, but there was nothing I could do.
Then the idol was expired. I thought holy shit, Missy exposed herself
and we get Angelina out? This is gre-
AND THEN MISSY PULLS OUT THE DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER CROCODILE MEAT BURGER WITH CHEESE.
A SECOND IDOL!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?
I legit didn't believe it at first, I had a Lauren moment. I actually thought that there was no way, and I thought she photoshopped another crocodile picture on the image. I didn't understand what was going on until I looked back at what happened.
Then it hit me.
She had two idols, and she used it.
Holy tittyfucking shit.
I couldn't believe what was happening and what went down. After that point it was all so fast. I had to calm down because I felt my head spinning a lot, and I didn't want to cause myself to have a seizure. My eyes were beginning to roll a little bit. I legit thought it could happen. I felt so warm and my body was boiling up.
I was also still angry at some of the whispers going on. Like, Carl said to me that John and Alison just wanted to say hi, and I was like fuck that bullshit, there's no way they just wanted to say hi in a whisper. This is war, and this was the most heated thing EVER. The fact that Lauren of all people won the idol, then Missy coming with two idols, two great big tits of hers!? There's no room for small talk whispers in this thread, you can play catch up later in 30 minutes in your IMs.
Anyway, it finally happened... Angelina was safe, and Chelsea was voted out. Sorry Chelsea, I tried my best.
OH WAIT NO-
So John out of all people fucking whispers to me... WHAT!? I was not expecting it, and John wanted to talk about the Challenge Beach Missy whisper with me and how suspicious it was. He said that Missy said that I was the head honcho over here.
First of all, I'm not a head honcho, I'm the HBIC,
I am that head bitch in charge. So, you can whiteout that mistake and then type it back in.
Second of all, I was flattered at that statement which I told him so, and I said that we should resume this topic once we have IMs back. The fact that Missy said that to him though was concerning. I later learnt that she had a falling out with Elizabeth, and I'm like well that's not fucking okay is it? Missy was worried about how close me and Elizabeth got and I think she wants to cut me out for good to end the remnants of Elizabeth.
Man... if I could be in charge of Missy's eviction, it would give me a kind of pleasure that not even the best erotic writers out there can describe. Oh and Dan's eviction too, but that's because he's an asshole. Missy however is just dangerous for my game and a lot of people's.
And then shortly after, the IM's came on, and shit was as busy as Day 1. Now you are all caught up. Phew. So, this is basically my candid reaction in written form to how the Tribal Council went down. That, I suppose, can also summarize
Questions One and Two for you.
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For Question Three: Where does it put me? It puts me in an odd position. It seems like an almost evenly split tribe. We still could have the numbers if we replace Jack with Chelsea. Tommy I think is clinging to us since he has nobody else now, so he's a for-sure number. Right now I have me and Aaron, then Nick and Carl, then Tommy, then Lauren by default, then that coveted 7th spot that I really want to make sure is Jack. I think that he could be worked over with some flexing. Carl still swears by Dan but me and Aaron both have made it known that we are highly sketched out by that nasty bitch. So who knows what could come in the future. Tommy absolutely
HATES Dan, like, a severe hatred. I can't imagine having him on a tribe, I feel for Tommy.
Ideal tribal council is that they vote for Lauren, Lauren uses the idol, and then we can kill off one of the orange tribe bitches. I personally think Angelina is now a shit choice to target, I think we would have truly wasted a shot at someone bigger if we aim for Angelina. Not to mention Missy is going to Lauren the fuck up tenfold and be sketched out by everyone and just end up making more lies that will harm our games. As much as I'd love to blindside Missy, that'd be horrible for our games. She's on the bottom end of that other alliance and isn't an OG other tribe member. I truly think we have to go for John, Alison, or Kara. I mean, I think Carl said a while back that Angelina was as dangerous too, but I don't know... she seems like she could be among the bottom of that tribe and doesn't do much.
I got spooked by Carl for whispering a lot to them in the challenge and at tribal, and a couple other things. However when Carl first suggested Angelina as the one we vote out when we use Carl's idol freaks me the fuck out, because what if he's covering his tribe by wanting us to not target one of the bigger players? But then again... Carl has done so much work with
and he really does feel like one of us. Plus he put a lot of time and energy into that PM he wrote. I don't know. It seems too good to be true. If this ends up being a lie and Carl isn't actually with us, then Carl is the best player on this entire cast. If he is with us then, well, then that's fucking good duh.
We still also have Lauren's idol too, so if the time comes, we can try and use Lauren's idol to also get someone from that tribe out using her idol as a save. I just hope she doesn't waste it.
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For Question Four: How am I going to react? REACT TO WHAT? I just jizzed my emotions all over the page and you want me to react still? The fuck do you mean by this!? Do you want my reactions to my new tribemates? I'll post that as another reply.
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For Question Five: Why am I going to win Stranded? Why that's easy, because I'm going to last, and I will do anything it takes to get to the end. People who signed on to this game should know that it is for pure game and strategy, and if getting further into the game requires hurting someone's feelings or betrayal, then so be it. However, while the numbers are still a little bit iffy, I am going to play nice at least until the next tribal council. Once I know I have the numbers, then I can take out the competition who I deem a threat where I can't win against them in the Final Two.
